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[Mar 14th, 8:05am] |
[Warded to Gilderoy]
You haven't sent me flowers or serenaded me in yonks. Valetine's Day ends and the romance is gone? Cad.
[Warded to Melly and Moira]
I'm so bored I may just have taunted Gilly into romancing me some more just for the entertainment factor. HELP.
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[Feb 18th, 9:53am] |
[Warded to Melly]
Help. I think I turned into a girl.
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[Feb 17th, 7:00am] |
[Warded to Gilderoy]
Thanks. For Valentine's day, and all. It was a lot of fun, being your Valentine. So thanks for it and that.
But if you tell anyone I said any of this I'm shoving your head in the loo, mate.
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[Feb 12th, 1:26pm] |
I brought one of Moira's cameras to Hogsmeade so you could all experience the glory of the Official Saoirse Mullet Wins All Competitions Date With Gilderoy "Sexy And He Knows It" Lockhart.
( Wave your wands to see! )
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[Feb 8th, 7:38pm] |
[Backdated to just after supper.]
Ha. Saoirse wins.
[Warded to girlfriends]
What is my life.
Gladys Gudgeon, I am going to get you.
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[Feb 7th, 6:29pm] |
[Warded to Ravenclaw 6th girls, plus Gladys]
So that bloody rose I had yesterday in DADA? Yeah, that was from Gilly. Along with this absurd poem about my tits and things.
I cannot figure that barmy lad out. Is he actually trying to get in me knickers or not? Because you'd think if he was, he'd've noticed that mentioning my tits 24/7 makes me inclined to kick him in the bollocks rather than do anything else with 'em. But on the other hand, if he's not trying to get in my knickers, WHY WON'T HE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY TITS ALL DAY? I'd get it if he was trying to piss me off, but it doesn't seem like that.
Ugh. I'm overthinking this and it's just Gilly being stupid old Gilly, The Densest Ravenclaw, innit.
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[Feb 5th, 4:27pm] |
[Backdated to just after the match]
[Warded to Ravenclaw Quidditch]
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE SNITCH, LOCKHART. DO YOU REALIZE THAT SOME OF US ARE NOT LIKE UNGODLY GORGEOUS OR WHATEVER THE SHITE AND ARE GOING TO HAVE TO RELY ON OUR QUIDDITCH HISTORY TO GET A BLOODY CAREER IN A YEAR AND A HALF? MERLIN'S TITS, WE'VE GOT THREE MONTHS TIL GRYFFINDOR, WE'RE NOT LOSING THAT ONE, DO YOU LOT HEAR ME?
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[Jan 26th, 9:25am] |
Oi, you lot, I'm in love wit either the giant squid or gillyweed lockhart. one or the other. OR MAYBE BOTH, AT THE SAME TIME. Discuss.
Or, you know, you could act like civilized human beings and let everyone else's love lives lie, considering they're none of your bloody business. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
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